How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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