I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
handjob tips. give me some.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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