Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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