Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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