if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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