you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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