These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Randomize