Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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