In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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