i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
