It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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