He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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