He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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