Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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