Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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