yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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