I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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