It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize