she looked like the before picture.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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