The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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