on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
