is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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