Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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