Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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