i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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