it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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