you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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