He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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