whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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