yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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