so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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