i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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