He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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