woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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