Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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