...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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