Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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