i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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