physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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