This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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