so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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