i want to swaddle you in tequila
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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