pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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