Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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