he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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