no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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