was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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