He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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