He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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