Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Come see our sink grown plant.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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