What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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