seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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