South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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