hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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